my wife's birthday present

For my wife's birthday she wanted me to compile a list of 100 reasons that I love her.

1. You smell nice
2. You have a beautiful voice
3. You are very attentive to my needs
4. You are asexual
5. Because of you I am asexual
6. We live a clean life because of you
7. You don't like my parents and so we don't have to go to L.A. anymore
8. You're a cheapskate
9. You like junk food
10. You are very smart
11. You make me think
12. You got me into economics
13. You made me stay in school
14. You don't care if I'm dumb and don't have any money
15. You put up with a lot of my shit
16. You put up with a lot of other people's shit (Ex: Eva and Armando and My Parents)
17. Your positive outlook on life
18. Your hoeness ( I get a lot of "me" time)
19. You always put us first
20. your creativity
21. your cuteness
22. your friendliness
23. for buying me nice clothes and for telling me what to wear
24. for rescuing me from cavepeople
25.

Economics People behaving badly

Seems like Delong, Krugman, Thoma v. chicago economists is getting brutal